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You know you’ve been on Christmas break too long when…
January 3, 2011, 7:28 pm
Filed under: general, Willy

(Warning: For those who don’t have a sweet govie 9-5 gig, or have children, this will likely set you into a rage. Proceed with caution.)

– The thought “(s)eriously, another day off?” jumps in priority with every additional day. This morning, it was my first thought and it was accompanied by a little bit of annoyance.
– Your circadian rhythm adjusts from its former 11 p.m. – 7 a.m. sleep schedule to 12 a.m. – 10:30 a.m. (and is often further accompanied by an afternoon nap).
– You can’t recall the last time you used your contact lenses, or wore make-up for that matter. And where in goddess’ name is my hair dryer and straightener?
– The gym becomes an appealing hang-out rather than a leper colony to be avoided at all costs.
– Mark Zuckerberg sends you a personal message telling you that you spend too much time on Facebook.
– You begin to wonder if your sandwich creations made up of leftovers would work in a restaurant (roast beef, dijon-mayo, rapini and provolone! turkey, havarti and cranberry-mayo!).
– Your dog starts telling you (I guess the fact that your dog starts talking could warrant a separate entry, but you also get very lazy) that he’d like you to get out of his space and go back to work.
– You and your sister go into unprecedented level of detailed speculation about family members’ love lives.
– It feels like your in-laws visited three months ago, but it’s actually been a week.
– You’re a little bit annoyed that celebrities are behaving and not providing any news-breaking worthy gossip fodder.

Yes, people. It is time to go back to work. I guess.

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And this is why I’m awake and reading this right now, even though I should be asleep because I have to be up in 5 hours and I have an interview later today…I’m sure that’s going to go really well when I’m so tired that I won’t be able to put a sentence together!!!
Anyway thanks for the fun read!!

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