ms. fresh fish

Pee Dances
May 31, 2006, 1:16 pm
Filed under: general

I forgot to mention one of the most thrilling experiences of the half-marathon on Sunday: Observing peoples' public peeing behaviours.

The first instance was witnessing two women pop out of the bushes after having peed very discreetly on the side of the road about 4 km into the race (nervous pee-ers). I don't recall seeing any more females relieve themselves, but the men were a bit on the shameless side, quite frankly.

If one has to pee in public, you would assume that they would attempt to be discreet and choose the side of the tree that covers them the most. You would be wrong. Several men were clearly torn between the race and their bladder, and as a result, stood practically in the open, peeing on the side of a tree while watching the racers go by.

You know, it's just such an uncomfortable feeling for a strange man to be looking right at you while he's peeing.

Next year I'll have the courage to make them uncomfortable back. I've already starting working on my shame-shouts.


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